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خداراشكر كه تمام شب صداي خرخر شوهرم را مي شنوم اين يعني او زنده و سالم در كنار من خوابيده است.

I am thankful for the husband who snores all night, because that means
he is healthy and alive at home asleep with me
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خدا را شكر كه دختر نوجوانم هميشه از شستن ظرفها شاكي است.اين يعني او در خانه است و در خيابانها پرسه نمي زند.

I am thankful for my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing
dishes, because that means she is at home not on the street.
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خدا را شكر كه ماليات مي پردازم اين يعني شغل و درآمدي دارم و بيكار نيستم.

I am thankful for the taxes that I pay , because it means that I am
employed.
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خدا را شكر كه بايد ريخت و پاش هاي بعد از مهماني را جمع كنم. اين يعني در ميان دوستانم بوده‏ام.

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party , because it means
that I have been surrounded by friends.
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خدا را شكر كه لباسهايم كمي برايم تنگ شده اند . اين يعني غذاي كافي براي خوردن دارم.

I am thankful for the clothes that a fit a little too snag , because it
means I have enough to eat.
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خدا را شكر كه در پايان روز از خستگي از پا مي افتم.اين يعني توان سخت كار كردن را دارم.

I am thankful for weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day,
because it means I have been capable of working hard.
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خدا را شكر كه بايد زمين را بشويم و پنجره ها را تميز كنم.اين يعني من خانه‎اي دارم.

I am thankful for a floor that needs mopping and windows that need
cleaning , because it means I have a home.
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خدا را شكر كه در جائي دور جاي پارك پيدا كردم.اين يعني هم توان راه رفتن دارم و هم اتومبيلي براي سوار شدن.

I am thankful for the parking spot I find at the farend of the parking
lot, because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been
blessed with transportation
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خدا را شكر كه سرو صداي همسايه ها را مي شنوم. اين يعني من توانائي شنيدن دارم.

I am thankful for the noise I have to bear from neighbors , because it
means that I can hear.
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خدا را شكر كه اين همه شستني و اتو كردني دارم. اين يعني من لباس براي پوشيدن دارم.

I am thankful for the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means I
have clothes to wear.
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خدا را شكر كه هر روز صبح بايد با زنگ ساعت بيدار شوم. اين يعني من هنوز زنده ام.

I am thankful for the alarm that goes off in the early morning house,
because it means that I am alive.
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خدا را شكر كه گاهي اوقات بيمار مي شوم . اين يعني بياد آورم كه اغلب اوقات سالم هستم.

I am thankful for being sick once in a while , because it reminds me
that I am healthy most of the time
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خدا را شكر كه خريد هداياي سال نو جيبم را خالي مي‎كند. اين يعني عزيزاني دارم كه مي‎توانم برايشان هديه بخرم.
I am thankful for the becoming broke on shopping for new year , because
it means I have beloved ones to buy gifts for

خداراشكر...خدارا شكر...خدارا شكر :-D

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Money can buy a bed, but not sleep
Money can buy a book, but not brain
Money can buy a food, but not appetite
Money can buy a medicine, but not health
Money can buy a house, but not home
Money can buy an amusement, but not happiness
Money can buy cosmetic, but not beauty
Money can buy a servant, but not friend
Money can buy a people, but not acceptance
Money can buy goods,but not peace
Money can buy a status,but not nobility
Money can buy a position, but not greatness
Money can buy a service, but not loyalty
Money can buy a power,but not authority
Money can buy a man, but not God

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident...

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt...

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break...

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

جمع		مفرد
ما بازی خواهیم کرد.	.We will play	من بازی خواهم کرد.	.I will play
شما بازی خواهید کرد.	.You will play	تو بازی خواهی کرد.	.You will play
		او بازی خواهد کرد.	.He will play
آنها بازی خواهند کرد.	They will play	او بازی خواهد کرد.	.She will play
		آن بازی خواهد کرد.	.It will play

جمع		مفرد
ما بازی نخواهیم کرد.	.We will play	من بازی نخواهم کرد.	.I will not play
شما بازی نخواهید کرد.	.You will play	تو بازی نخواهی کرد.	.You will play
		او بازی نخواهد کرد.	.He will play
آنها بازی نخواهند کرد.	They will .play	او بازی نخواهد کرد.	.She will play
		آن بازی نخواهد کرد.	.It will play

جمع		مفرد
ما بازی نخواهیم کرد.	.We will play	من بازی نخواهم کرد.	.I will not play
شما بازی نخواهید کرد.	.You will play	تو بازی نخواهی کرد.	.You will play
		او بازی نخواهد کرد.	.He will play
آنها بازی نخواهند کرد.	They will .play	او بازی نخواهد کرد.	.She will play
		آن بازی نخواهد کرد.	.It will play